i don’t know man it sounded important
”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”
girl: can i have a kiss
His only regret was that he didn’t think of the one-liner ‘Human got your tongue?’ until the flight home.
#5. Carl Akeley Chokes Out a Leopard from the Inside
During an African expedition, [Akeley] came across a leopard and failed to kill it with his rifle. Either this was one of those notoriously dangerous “countin’ leopards,” or it was just feeling lucky, because the cat lunged right as Akeley ran out of ammo. With no other option in sight, he grabbed the leopard by the throat and started jamming his right hand into its mouth. The cat, initially surprised that its dinner was doing all the work for it, soon found itself suffocating. Ignoring the pain of being partially (if voluntarily) eaten, Akeley kept right on pushing his hand deep into the throat of the beast, choking it from the inside. In the end, he managed to kill the leopard with one long, slow, prolonged punch to the tonsils.
That time Samurai Jack almost fucked the dull shit out of Aku.
Reversed gifs are the best ones.
HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIGN SEAL
I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
oops my hand slipped
i got lazy pretend mako is there and that shes an eevee
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
Oh, a lot of vinegar being poured around this room today!
[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]
Can’t touch this
this is my favorite commercial
when cosplayers become parents
this will be me
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